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Three Village Women

There were three village women getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.

The first woman said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane."

"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked?

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."

The second woman said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.

The second woman answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third woman says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties........"

"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.

The third woman says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first."

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